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Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Laimeng!

  1. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat laimeng, though it may feel uncomfortable.
  2. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of laimeng every year!
  3. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill laimeng.
  4. Laimeng can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
  5. Laimeng can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period!
  6. Laimengology is the study of laimeng.
  7. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are laimeng.
  8. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal laimeng!
  9. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than laimeng.
  10. If laimeng was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
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>>was woken up in the morning by ms ng mun kit.. my liasion officer for the attachment. She told me the dress code for the work and it made me go lah.. OH WAD THE HELL!

1)NO DYED HAIR. Like HAHAH!! Luff ur heads off. My hair is BROWN. Not natural brown. ITs faded brown can? Like I sld jus go colour my hair black jus becos of tis damn attachment?

2)Office wear. Blouse with skirt or blouse with pants. WITH JACKET. I dun see why my job need such a formal office wear. Like i'm doing HR admin duties!?

3)No dangling earrings. Okay fine. I can accept tis cos i had learnt it in biz ett class that only studds are allowed.

4)Covered Shoes. OH WTH!! I really need to go get a pair! And dat means, i can't wear my heels. Boohoo. What the hell is Raffles Hotel thinking? I wear formal wear to sch everyday ah!

Like i need to spend more money to buy clothes even before they pay me. It will take like how much to buy so many stuff at one go? Oh Man!!!

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